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James Franco basically outs Sean PennJames Franco basically outs Sean Penn
James Franco stars with Sean Penn in the biopic Milk about gay activist Harvey Milk. In the film, James was supposed to just share a kiss with Sean. But, as a guy who wants to get deep, real deep, into...
View ArticleJames Franco knows how to give a speechJames Franco knows how to give a speech
- George Clooney and Bill Murray party together? If there was ever a time to be a stripper, it’s now, ladies. Ha, just kidding. It’s always time to be a stripper. Now who wants dollar bills? [Lainey...
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James Franco might be a heroin addictJames Franco might be a heroin addict
James Franco showed up for the premiere of Saturday Night at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday sporting what looks like visible track marks. Granted, they might not be, but at the same time he was in...
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James Franco in Drag Offends MeJames Franco in Drag Offends Me
Here’s James Franco on the cover of Candy, the first magazine by and for the she-man/man-she crowd, which makes absolutely no sense to me. The James Franco part, I mean. Clearly, he’s not a...
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Natalie Portman WinsNatalie Portman Wins
Granted, it’s no “aggressive lesbian hate sex” with ballerinas, Natalie Portman continues to be the only actress who understands acting by stripping down to a thong in her new movie Your Highness. A...
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Anne Hathaway Hates James FrancoAnne Hathaway Hates James Franco
To anyone who watched the Oscars Sunday night, it was painfully obvious James Franco realized ten minutes in he’d made a horrible mistake which left Anne Hathaway to do all the heavy lifting. So it...
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Lindsay™ Really Has Her Career in PerspectiveLindsay™ Really Has Her Career...
After crashing the press conference for Gotti: Three Generations despite not even being cast in the movie, Lindsay Lohan gave an interview to Page Six where she made it abundantly clear she has...
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Nobody Gives James Franco a ‘D’Nobody Gives James Franco a ‘D’
“Wait, dude, before I let you in. Are you going to try to kill Harry Potter?” NYU professor José Angel Santana apparently found himself fired after giving James Franco a “D” when he missed 12 out of 14...
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From The Desk of The SuperficialFrom The Desk of The Superficial
“Tell me cheesy bread costs extra… This is my town.” Top o’ the morning. If you’ve been following the site for the past two weeks, this is usually around the time a hot chick’s been popping up with a...
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Here’s More James Axl Federline Franco RoseHere’s More James Axl Federline...
“Whoop whoop! I’mma sing a song about sizzurp ’cause it’s on my necklace for irony and shit. ♫ Oh, sizzurp, sizzurp, you once made me have sex with a lizzurp… ♫“ Because he earned a film degree from...
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James Franco Hated Making ‘Tristan + Isolde’James Franco Hated Making...
“God, where do I begin? For starters, they wouldn’t let my character fight Spider-Man which was bullshit…” It’s always cool to read stories about actors being completely candid about working on movies...
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James Franco’s Making A Movie About Lindsay Lohan And James FrancoJames...
I honestly have no idea what the hell I just read, but apparently James Franco is making some sort of movie/video arthouse fart-wafting project that’s about Lindsay Lohan and, surprise, James Franco...
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Selena Gomez & Ashley Benson’s Cleavage Premiere ‘Spring Breakers’ With Some...
Alright, folks, I’m jetting out for the afternoon, so you’re in the capable hands of Photo Boy who has explicit instructions to post boobs and socialist propaganda to make it feel like I never even...
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James Franco Wants That Kristen Stewart ReboundJames Franco Wants That...
Seen here wearing another piece of Robert Pattinson’s clothing (the hat), Kristen Stewart was apparently hit on by James Franco during the Toronto International Film Festival which makes sense because...
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James Franco Hooked Up With Not-Selena Gomez-or-Vanessa Hudgens From ‘Spring...
This one. He’s banging this one. I think I got all this right, but if I didn’t, blame this shitty Lisa Frank notebook that’s not even college ruled. Oh, wow, there’s a unicorn on you. How about not...
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James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Keeps Failing At Life Because She Gets Book...
If you're like me, you just assume Lindsay Lohan's drug and alcohol problems can be traced back to being raised/exploited by a pack of shitbags who'd sell one of her tampons if it gained them a buck....
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‘Spring Breakers’ Has A Trailer‘Spring Breakers’ Has A Trailer
If you read the site around March of last year, you probably got bombarded in the face with shitloads of pictures of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in bikinis on the set of Spring...
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Paul Giamatti’s The Rhino in ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Because Black Electro...
"HOWAARRDDD!" In case you thought the sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man was going to play it cool and not cram a bunch of villains in like Spider-Man 3 did, killing the franchise (I'm kidding. Tobey...
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The ‘Spring Breakers’ Reviews Are InThe ‘Spring Breakers’ Reviews Are In
Spring Breakers premiered at SXSW this week, and since apparently the opinion of a weiner humorist/breast pictorologist isn’t good enough to get invited, I still haven’t seen it. And probably won’t...
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Hermione, Rihanna And Pretty Much Anyone Who Knows Judd Apatow Are In ‘This...
Here’s the red band trailer for This Is The End, a movie about aliens (or the apocalypse) striking Hollywood and killing famous people playing themselves, so Masturbate 2: The Masturbavasion would’ve...
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James Franco Got A Penis Cake, TooJames Franco Got A Penis Cake, Too
Posted by Photo Boy I guess there’s a certain point in every great artist’s life, when they get to enjoy the spoils of fame in the form of dick-shaped baked goods. Continuing the great tradition...
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James Franco Is Banging The Khaleesi NowJames Franco Is Banging The Khaleesi Now
You’d just assume after having sex with Seth MacFarlane, Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke would have anywhere to go but up. Turns out she chose Secret Option #2: Letting James Franco throw paint at...
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Kanye’s Putting Scott Disick In His Videos NowKanye’s Putting Scott Disick In...
If every photo like this there's always a Joe Francis in the background falling in love with the birthday boy. For his next music video, Kanye West - I'm sorry, Yeezus. West is his "slave name." -...
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Bertney And The Baby GooseBertney And The Baby Goose
Bertney And The Baby Goose by Shel Silverstein Bertney liked being on radio shows. They always had her favorite candy while she waited. But Bertney didn’t like when her publicist made her remember...
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James Franco & Seth Rogen Made A Shot-For-Shot Remake of Kim & Kanye’s ‘Bound...
If you’ve never really liked Seth Rogen or James Franco, now’s a good time to rethink that stance because here’s their shot-for-shot remake of Kanye West’s “Bound 2″ video where he bangs a topless Kim...
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James Franco Jizzed On Batman’s Head. Oh, Good.James Franco Jizzed On...
There was a surprising amount of goodwill given to James Franco and Seth Rogen’s “Bound 3″, so to Santorum all over that, here’s the former reminding everyone he’s still an avant garde pugilist social...
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James Franco Likes What Shia LaBeouf’s Butt Is CookingJames Franco Likes What...
*inhales deeply* “I’m getting notes of bean burrito, smoky broccoli tannins, a truly complex bouquet, you?” Posted by Photo Boy James Franco has not only entered Shia LaBeouf’s fart cloud, he’s become...
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Lindsay Lohan Wrote A List of All The Celebrities She’s BangedLindsay Lohan...
Lindsay Lohan will do anything for money from blowing Charlie Sheen to letting Oprah televise what an unreliable and completely full of shit drug addict she is. Which is why it comes as no surprise...
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James Franco Did Not Bang Lindsay LohanJames Franco Did Not Bang Lindsay Lohan
Two weeks ago, In Touch “somehow” got a hold of a handwritten list of celebrities that Lindsay Lohan’s had sex with. Except one of the people on that list wants to make it abundantly clear he did not...
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James Franco Tried To Bang A 17-Year-OldJames Franco Tried To Bang A 17-Year-Old
Below is a video of James Franco spotting 17-year-old Lucy from Scotland outside of Of Mice And Men Tuesday night and specifically telling her to "tag" him on Instagram when she puts it up because he's...
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James Franco’s Still Denying He Banged Lindsay LohanJames Franco’s Still...
Posted by Photo Boy As Fish pointed out a few weeks back, the mere fact that Lindsay Lohan said there is a person in the world called James Franco almost makes him imaginary, but let’s pretend for a...
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James Franco Wrote A Short Story About Not Having Sex With Lindsay LohanJames...
In his ongoing war to make sure everyone knows he didn't bang Lindsay Lohan despite appearing on her celebrity sex list, French colonial auteur James Franco has written a "fictional" short story for...
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James Franco Tried To Get Stephen Colbert To Break Character, He FailedJames...
I try not to post a lot of The Colbert Report clips because it’s way better written than anything you’ll ever see here, I mean, there’s no boobs. It doesn’t have boobs! *bangs table* TEE-ITS. But so...
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Sony Cancelled ‘The Interview’ Because of North Korea or SomethingSony...
If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Sony Pictures cancelled The Interview, an upcoming comedy where James Franco and Seth Rogen assassinate Kim Jong-un, after a bunch of hackers called the “Guardians...
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Sony Is Releasing ‘The Interview’ NowSony Is Releasing ‘The Interview’ Now
“What? Like you didn’t know this was a dicknose.” As more and more people start to realize there’s no fucking way North Korea could’ve hacked Sony and signs pointing to an inside job, it behooves Sony...
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James Franco Parodied Shia LaBeouf’s TED Talk ParodyJames Franco Parodied...
James Franco parodied Shia LaBeouf's TED Talk parody and if that makes you angrily confused, congratulations, you're competely normal. More »
View ArticleJames Franco Says James Franco Is A Little Gay Cock Tease
James Franco is a little gay. But just a little.
View ArticleIs That A Painting of Jon Hamm Eating Vagina? Why Yes It Is
Jon Hamm performing cunnilingus is here for you, ladies.
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